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Scene: A man answered a woman’ phone call in a club. The man and the woman seemed to be a couple.
1) Woman asked if the man was in the club and the man said “ Yes”. As the woman was in a mall, she wanted to buy a leather coat, which cost USD1000. The man agreed to buy it for her very generously.
2) Then, she told the man that she saw the new model of car in a car dealer. The car costs USD120,000. The man is generous to agree to buy it again.
3) Afterwards, the woman wanted to buy a house, which cost USD15,000,000. The man wanted the woman to negotiate the price to be USD14,000,000. The woman was very excited because her husband almost agreed to all of her requests.
4) After the man hung up the cellular phone, he asked if everybody knew who the possessor of the phone is. The man made a terrible joke to the woman and her true husband may not be willing to pay all of bills.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Man: Hello
Woman: Honey? Are you at the club?
Man: Yes
Woman: *giggles* I am at the mall now and I found this beautiful leather coat. It only a thousand can I get it?
Man: Well sure if you like it that much
Woman: ok, um I also stop by the Mercedes Benz dealership and found a new model you know the one I really like.
Man: How much?
Woman: A hundred and twenty
Man: Well with that price I want to put all the options
Woman: Great! Oh and one more thing the house we wanted last year that come on market they’re asking for one point five.
Man: Well make them an offer come in at the one point four.
Woman: *giggles* ok I love you baby
Man: I love you too
Woman: Ok bye
Man: um does anybody know whose phone this is?
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